her lipstick was acid, my fingerprints were glowing.

Jess' dad told me that his daughter's lipstick was acid, that he'd scan her dress with infra red to pick out my finger prints, and that he'd cut my... ok.

Anyway, point taken Mr. T. point taken.

Last night I went to Homecoming with my friend Jess. It was fun :) and I still have my... so you know I didn't do anything bad.
Since I didn't know anyone there, i sat with a bunch of people I didn't know.. and Jess. Funny people, 3 other couples. Vivian and.. her date (i forgot his name, sorry guy!). Stacy? was it? and.. Daniel. i think. Then Shannon and Peter... i think.

Anyway. When we first got there, pulling up in the infamous 'Adventure Van', i realized this would be my first 'date', for lack of a better term. The few hours before had been filled with getting ready, waiting anxiously in her dad's man-cave watching a football game while she got ready (you'd think we were getting married or something), and most of all, pictures. I walked up to the entrance, emptied my pockets as requested (I worry about my friends in public school, seeing as his is mandatory), and proceeded (after getting through admission) to buy our pictures. For some reason, the group in front of us had the hardest time just BUYING THEIR FRIGGIN PICTURES.

It took 'em a whole 20 minutes, then they still had to be photographed, whatever.

We took our pictures, yay! I had a bit of fun with the photographer, learned something new. Then we found some seats, with the people i listed above. They were fun, a funny group. We all spilled water at least once, the girls had fun complaining about their dates while they were gone bringing them food.

The question I got asked most was: "did you guys dance?"

Well what's the point of going to a dance and not dancing? Yes, we danced, no, there was no slow dance [insert disappointed expression here]. There was just fast music, which we tried, and half succeeded at, dancing to.

Honestly, i had never seen so many people grinding on each other, as a girl at our table quoted it: "I see teens mating on the dance floor".
Well said.

With that, we were a bit weary of the dance floor. And mainly spent our time hanging out at the table, which was fine.

It was a good night, I have no regrets, and i got to take a beautiful girl (yeah i said it) to a dance.

- "Let me call all my cop friends and let 'em know where this place is" -Mr.T.
- Ernie.